Windows-based typography.
Allen: -is asleep-
Nea(inside allen’s head): I think you should wake up and go pee
Allen: GET THE FUCK OUT OF MY HEAD
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in movies when kids sneak out through their windows and im just like why dont you have screens in your windows who doesnt have screens in their windows what do you just let bees and bugs and birds and shit fly into your room what the fuck
this is why you guys had the black plague.
in movies when kids sneak out through their windows and im just like why dont you have screens in your windows who doesnt have screens in their windows what do you just let bees and bugs and birds and shit fly into your room what the fuck
this is why you guys had the black plague.
i love how the crash itself was kept out of frame and only the collateral chaos was shown to imply what happened off-frame. beautiful cinematography, oscar-worthy.
my talents include
-choking on nothing but air and spit
-asking ‘what?’ and then immediately processing what you said
-making a fool of myself trying to get wild cats to let me pet them
-compensating for hours of procrastination with minutes of panic and superhuman speed
Special skills: extensive Harry Potter knowledge, can watch an entire TV show in a week, knows words to every Disney song, can form abnormally strong attachments to fictional characters, Microsoft Word
So you mean, able to retain knowledge, has incredible focus and drive, excellent at processing media, remembers obscure details when needed, and has great skill at creating connections with individuals despite minimal interfacing?
And Microsoft Word?
my talents include
-choking on nothing but air and spit
-asking ‘what?’ and then immediately processing what you said
-making a fool of myself trying to get wild cats to let me pet them
-compensating for hours of procrastination with minutes of panic and superhuman speed
- game: *automatically saves while I'm playing*
- me: are you absolutely sure you just saved? I've spent 60 hours on this game. You just took 2 seconds processing it all. 2 seconds. I don't trust you
rly cool thing to do: train yourself to have they/them be your reflexive go-to pronoun
It works pretty well and most people don’t even notice, let alone complain.
it saves me a lot of hesitation and processing, too.
i know a guy who’s bought in entirely to microsoft’s ecosystem. he’s got a windows 10 computer, windows phone, uses microsoft edge, and has bing as his main search engine. he refers to looking things up on the internet as ‘binging’ it. very surreal, never met anyone else like that